Found on That's News to Me:
Imagine if the real world was like Antitrust law:
You there, what are you doing with those kids of yours? You impart your life's wisdom on them while living together? Sounds like a cartel! Shame! You work while they go to school? Why, that's market allocation! Double shame! You don't let them see R-rated movies? You're a bunch of group boycotters too! Let me guess, let me guess: You married their mother (tying), had children (facilitating practices), and then her refusal to have sex with you (denial of essential facility) caused you to divorce her (refusal to deal)? I've heard enough.